Confession Booth

[ComedyPilot]

Just like church, pop in, tell me what you've been up to, and I'll dish out the punishment. P&L regulars can have a discount for group bookings.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I'm saying nothing without a lawyer

 

[biggs682]

i have just bought another frame

 

[ComedyPilot]

I'm saying nothing without a lawyer

I don't do intermediaries - next!

 

[ComedyPilot]

[QUOTE 1691064, member: 45"]It was me steering that ship.[/quote]
Then why didn't you simply beach it so it wouldn't sink?

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[ComedyPilot]

i have just bought another frame

Ooooh you bad boy, My old vicar's bike got nicked, so I'm in the market for a bit of heaven - do you a swap for a font and an old gargoyle?

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[Deleted member 1258]

I'm claiming the 5th amendment!

 

[Beebo]

i covert my neighbours goat

 

[Archie_tect]

Marginally better than his ass.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

i covert my neighbours goat

I'm not sure we want to know what you've been doing with the neighbors goat, you might make a profit if you can flog the story to the Sunday papers though

 

[ComedyPilot]

I'm claiming the 5th amendment!

I don't do Yanks


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[DCLane]

I'm looking at buying another road bike ... just in case since the Ridgeback's away hopefully getting a new frame.

However, I've already got 4 1/2 bikes:
Ridgeback Platinum
Carrera Virtuoso hack
Python Impact MTB
Donated road bike thing - Ammaco? Known as 'the lethal impact'; no brakes and won't turn right.
1/2 bike is the Universal folding bike

 

[ComedyPilot]

i covert my neighbours goat

Abaaaaht time I got a real job - you've got to be kidding me?


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[ComedyPilot]

Marginally better than his ass.

Psalm 62 chapter 10, thou shalt not compare your ass against thy neighbours.....Now get to the nave and put the kettle on

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[vernon]

i covert my neighbours goat

It took some time before I spotted my neighbours covert goat.