Cartoons we need em . post your favourites here .

[All uphill]

No, no, no, round 'ere in West Zummerzet, that map is spot on.

You be right

 

[Dogtrousers]

I grew up in the Midlands. My wife in Manchester. For some reason she thinks the Midlands are part of the North. I've tried to explain to her that the North is where people talk funny, which rules out the Midlands. It never ends well.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I'm with Richard Digance, who said that instead of the North South divide, we should unite as one, and all kick the shoot out of the Brummies.

 

[All uphill]

Did you hear that a survey was done to identify England's second city?

Brummies said it is Birmingham,
Geordies said it is Newcastle.

People from Manchester said the second city is London

 

[mistyoptic]

I grew up in the Midlands. My wife in Manchester. For some reason she thinks the Midlands are part of the North. I've tried to explain to her that the North is where people talk funny, which rules out the Midlands. It never ends well.

I've worked in Dudley. People talk funny in the Midlands too!

EDIT and here's some Black Country jokes to prove it
https://www.bbc.co.uk/blackcountry/features/2002/12/accents/black_country_jokes.shtml

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I grew up in the Midlands. My wife in Manchester. For some reason she thinks the Midlands are part of the North. I've tried to explain to her that the North is where people talk funny, which rules out the Midlands. It never ends well.

I did too Dogtrousers, and used to laugh about Northerners calling us Southerners, and vice versa.

I am a complete hypocrite now though, as, after 18 years down here in beautiful West Somerset, I consider Bristol as "oop" North, and as for Cumbria where my Sister and Mum now live, well, that's virtually the Arctic Circle.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Baldy]

The Devide is of cause Watling Street, South of it is just southern softies. North of it we are proud Vikings so you'd better beware.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that!

 

[Red17]

I thought the diving line between North and South was the Thames

 

[newts]

You be right

Anything north of Taunton is opp norf.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The Devide is of cause Watling Street, South of it is just southern softies. North of it we are proud Vikings so you'd better beware.

Is that Viking spelling?

 

[bobzmyunkle]

The Devide is of cause Watling Street

Shap fell.