I hate camping, probably a mixture of family camping holidays in France as a kid with over enthusiastic parents who loved it, and years of camping in over crowded noisy campsites at Le Mans in either 30C heat or pouring rain, I just find it a miserable, cramped and dirty experience, the loos stink, the showers are filthy, and to quote the late Sir Terry Wogan “never stay anywhere worse than your own home”