mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
That's nothing.....I can do 6mph on my Brompton (downhill with a following strong wind).
There's no need to show off...
I was walking with a friend along a footpath above the river at the back of Todmorden bus station. Just then a large rat ran across from a gap in the wall to a bush opposite.
ColinJ: "Ah, a fine example of Rattus Norvegicus!"
Pal: "Say what?"
ColinJ: "Our furry friend just then - Rattus Norvegicus."
Pal: "What ARE you going on about!"
ColinJ: "Rattus Norvegicus a.k.a. the brown rat, common rat, street rat, sewer rat, or Norwegian rat."
Pal: "Where DO you learn this stuff..."
ColinJ: "The Stranglers!" (The album Rattus Norvegicus.)
Ahhh, yes,
The friends and acquaintances who will insist on reciting the Latin names of plants, when out for an otherwise perfectly pleasant walk..
Curiously, they're all guys too