Well I wouldn't consider the implied "You're
how old - 47 - that's far too old to do anything energetic so give up before you kill yourself!" good advice.
As for proposing spending more time in pubs...
I think "You aren't getting any younger so any injuries will take longer to heal. For heaven's sake, find yourself a good fitness trainer who will show you how to lift weights safely" would be more like it.
I've had riders in their late 70s ride away from me in hilly 200 km audax rides in the Yorkshire Dales and I know what they would say if a specialist told them that they should have given up 30 years earlier and spent more time down the boozer!
I'm 54 and I know that I haven't peaked yet...