I was in a - how can I put this tactfully?... - a low budget supermarket the other day, just getting a few odds and ends.
At the checkout with a cart full of shopping was a rather large, tattooed woman with her hair drawn back into what is colloquially known as a "Croydon facelift" - the sort of hairstyle that paralyses half the facial muscles.
Her urchin of a child was tinkering with the sweets near the till.
Mum: "Put them down"
Child: "No"
Mum: (with a face looking like a bulldog chewing a wasp) "What did you say?"
Child (Putting down the sweets and trotting back over to his mum) "Nothing mum"
I get the feeling that he is one child who his parents are not too soft on!