Are Londoners Better Cyclists?

[SimonC]

Just had a look at blazed public profile

• About blazed
• Biography I am a piranha on the road - Eh?
  Location Hertfordshire
• Interests Pushing myself to the max and feeling the pump- Eh?
• Occupation Entrepreneur
• My ride/s Boardman Hybrid Pro, Scott Sportser P3
• Signature A piranha on the road
  
  I have the rage- Eh?

 

[swee'pea99]

'feeling the pump' ....fnaaar? Come in, fnaaar...

 

[Landslide]

Whenver I read "piranha on the road", I can't help but think it must look a bit like this:

 

[I am Spartacus]

aha. he has Ebay shop selling fishing tackle

 

[skwerl]

I was born in London and even lived there for 7 years but now I live in the impoverished boondocks of Lancashire. Does that mean I started out as a great cyclist and have now become a crap cyclist?

yes. you are only a Londoner if you live in London.

It is a well-known fact that Londoners are more betterer at everyfink than everyone else. We also pay for the benefits and housing for you lot oop north and the wez-cunry trakker droivers

 

[swee'pea99]

 

[lukesdad]

London cyclists are the worst as are their drivers.

 

[philipbh]

Just had a look at blazed public profile

• About blazed
• Biography I am a piranha on the road - Eh?
  Location Hertfordshire
• Interests Pushing myself to the max and feeling the pump- Eh?
• Occupation Entrepreneur
• My ride/s Boardman Hybrid Pro, Scott Sportser P3
• Signature A piranha on the road
  
  I have the rage- Eh?

Reads like a CV from an Apprentice candidate

 

[Dan B]

• Interests Pushing myself to the max and feeling the pump- Eh?

Mini-pump, or can he take a full-length frame pump?

 

[Rhys_Po]

... and who is Max?

 

[smeg]

Pushing himself into Max and pumping up the rear I think he means?

 

[MacB]

is Blazed a version of Bonj, or is there another numpty on the loose?

 

[summerdays]

Perhaps Bonj's younger more insane brother? - he lack's Bonj's humorous side.

 

[marinyork]

and intelligence.