Any single guys on here.

[biggs682]

So the distance to Rebecca at any measured point on earth is 3 miles. This really affects our views on the known universe. This means we are all living in cross-interfering parallel universes at 0,0,0 and rebecca is at r=3. So rebeccas volume is about 113 miles^3 = 16633368576007.414 cubic feet which would make Rebecca weigh 1.01463548 × 10^15 pounds.

i have a tandem you could borrow and go and pick Rebecca up and take her for a nice ' ride'

 

[postman]

So the distance to Rebecca at any measured point on earth is 3 miles. This really affects our views on the known universe. This means we are all living in cross-interfering parallel universes at 0,0,0 and rebecca is at r=3. So rebeccas volume is about 113 miles^3 = 16633368576007.414 cubic feet which would make Rebecca weigh 1.01463548 × 10^15 pounds.

I don't understand it but it looks good.And at 21-40 Swansea have scored again but poor Rebecca hasn't.

 

[Herbie]

Looks a right miserable cow.





Now this is more like it.

I wonder if she is 3 miles away ................ if she is I bet she is a bit cold

i'd give her one

 

[Alan Frame]

Thank gawd for that !
I'm so pleased that others are being targetted by Rebecca....I thought I was being singled out having accidentally visited some dubious website and being marked as a yummy mummy fan.

I can now continue my "studies" with a clear conscience.

 

[Smurfy]

My bike is undergoing a maintenance, sorry.

Is that the CycleChat equivalent of "Sorry, I can't come out, I'm washing my hair tonight"?

 

[Beebo]

I don't get to see any adverts on cycle chat, I seem to be missing out.

 

[Jussi Halonen]

i have a tandem you could borrow and go and pick Rebecca up and take her for a nice ' ride'

Power output required to move Rebecca can't be calculated since Bicycle Speed (Velocity) And Power Calculator was unable to handle such "mass". I'm sure that triple butted Reynolds steel would last, but I probably wouldn't.

 

[biggs682]

Is that the CycleChat equivalent of "Sorry, I can't come out, I'm washing my hair tonight"?

if so you are lucky enough to have hair that needs washing cause when Rebecca takes her wig off shes bald as a coot

 

[phil_hg_uk]

I don't get to see any adverts on cycle chat, I seem to be missing out.

Logout then goto the homepage, they only show to non-members or when you are logged out.

 

[Jussi Halonen]

Is that the CycleChat equivalent of "Sorry, I can't come out, I'm washing my hair tonight"?

I don't have that much hair so I had to come up with something.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I don't get to see any adverts on cycle chat, I seem to be missing out.

Me neither. All I can say is that 3 miles doesn't seem far enough to count as foreplay.

 

[Smurfy]

It's just that i feel sorry for Rebecca,she is only three miles away from anyone yet she is still single.Get on your bikes lads and take her out.

I think someone probably told 'Rebecca' that dating websites experience a surge in activity every year around Christmas, New Year and Valentines day. And the good news is that she's decided to target the lucky men of the CycleChat community.

 

[Moon bunny]

This is me,

View attachment 16394

Whenever I check my email, Yahoo sees fit to show me:

I am starting to get annoyed.

 

[sheddy]

Why is she sitting on the bed ? Get downstairs and do some washing up !

 

[slowmotion]

She followed me to YouTube. I think she's sitting on another bed.