Any good jokes ... ?

[king of the mole hills]

I got thrown out of air traffic control college

They said I had a altitude problem

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Star-Trek vodka?

 

[DaveReading]

Their prices aren't just low, they're sofa king low!

I bet they're kicking themselves for not having though of that ...

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

I was talking to two Chinese blokes yesterday in the bookies, they've flown all the way here for the Grand National,
They gave me two tips for today's big race

They have gone and put £15000 each on both horses. Good Luck everyone

Here are the 2 Horses

4.00 Aintree

天地天地玄黃天地玄黃

天地玄黃天地玄黃

 

[raleighnut]

Recently the admin here has deleted two of my post that were just funny but deleted for real tight ass bullshit reasons. Hey admin -gargle my balls. I won't be back.

Don't let the doorknob hit you on the arse on the way out

 

[PeteXXX]

So that's... Errrrrr 😂

 

[Dave7]

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So that's... Errrrrr 😂

Yes, annoys me. It means nothing.

 

[Cavalol]

Recently the admin here has deleted two of my post that were just funny but deleted for real tight ass bullshit reasons. Hey admin -gargle my balls. I won't be back.

 

[SteveO69]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[BigSid]

I bet they're kicking themselves for not having though of that ...

Apparently they did in 2004 but it was considered so offensive it got banned in February 2012. Really quick action by the ASA.

 

[craigwend]