Any good jokes ... ?

[teeonethousand]

Self driving cars are becoming so popular it's only a matter of time before there is a country song about a cowboy who's truck left him.

You picked a fine time to leave me loose-wheel? 😂

 

[flopner]

You picked a fine time to leave me loose-wheel? 😂

The original song has a line "with 4 hungry children and a crop in the field" there is another version that goes " with 4 ugly children and a crotch that won't heal"

 

[tyred]

The original song has a line "with 4 hungry children and a crop in the field" there is another version that goes " with 4 ugly children and a crotch that won't heal"

When I first heard that song, I misheard it as "four hundred children..."

 

[Cavalol]

When I first heard that song, I misheard it as "four hundred children..."

...and crap in the field.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

 

[Supersuperleeds]

When I first heard that song, I misheard it as "four hundred children..."

When I was a youngster, my mam and dad were country and western nuts and we kids all used to sing four hundred children

 

[AndyRM]

 

[SteveO69]

 

[tyred]

 

[flopner]

This dog is obviously purebread.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Oddly not a joke
(the easylife company

‘Snail extract!?!’

 

[Gwylan]

Oddly not a joke
(the easylife company

‘Snail extract!?!’

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What do the people who work for these companies tell people that they do for a living?

 

[AndyRM]

What do the people who work for these companies tell people that they do for a living?

Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary.

Plus actor.

 

[Gwylan]

Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary.

Plus actor.

I was thinking more fraud, twerp and maybe Charlatan.