Any good jokes ... ?

[flopner]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]

What do you call Santa Claus when he forgets to put on his underpants?
Saint Knickerless.

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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Maybe it went off to "pickup" another cowboy.

 

[tyred]

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It already happened to me. I knew I should have adjusted the handbrake cables.

 

[postman]

I have just finished reading a superb book.Afraid of the Day.By Gladys Knight.

 

[postman]

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Excuse me driver is this bus going to Speke,well i have been driving it since seven this morning and i've not heard anything.

 

[tyred]

My new diet starts tonight. I'm only going to have one sandwich for lunch.

 

[AndyRM]

My new diet starts tonight. I'm only going to have one sandwich for lunch.

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Reminds me of this:

 

[bruce1530]

Excuse me driver is this bus going to Speke,well i have been driving it since seven this morning and i've not heard anything.

The Glasgow version of that is "Does this bus go to the Plaza Ballroom?" "Naw, son, this bus cannae dance..."

 

[swee'pea99]

What do you call Santa Claus when he forgets to put on his underpants?
Saint Knickerless.

Just couldn't resist those crackers...

 

[postman]

My new diet starts tonight. I'm only going to have one sandwich for lunch.

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Long ways long ways,could have got more meat lettuce and my fave gherkin lots of it,then a splash of mustard.So next one long ways.you know it makes sense.

 

[Psamathe]

Qu:What's the difference between BT Martlesham Heath and Jurassic Park
Ans: One is a futuristic theme park filled with dinosaurs and the other one is a film.

Ian