Any good jokes ... ?

[MichaelW2]

Embrace the suck

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Sharky]

Not best pleased... I got called lazy yesterday.... I wouldn't mind, but I was right in the middle of taking the Christmas decorations down!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Not best pleased... I got called lazy yesterday.... I wouldn't mind, but I was right in the middle of taking the Christmas decorations down!

Should've left them for next year

 

[Speicher]

I can only remember 24 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

 

[chris-suffolk]

I can only remember 24 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

Do you mean 25? or even 23? How do you get 24?

 

[Sharky]

Do you mean 25? or even 23? How do you get 24?

There's no L at Christmas time

 

[Tenkaykev]

There's no L at Christmas time

And, per se, and “&”

 

[PeteXXX]

I can only remember 24 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

Because you're thinking in Modern Greek? 🤔

 

[Speicher]

Do you mean 25? or even 23? How do you get 24?

Well you've just taken the P.

 

[Nibor]

In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked to the internet for the best way to serve them. It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top.

A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting...

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[postman]

just finished a jigsaw puzzle,i am very pleased wirh myself.It stated five to ten years me did it in three hours.