rikki
Legendary Member
- Location
- Limestone Coast, South Australia
Any good jokes ... ?
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A man went to the Doctors and said to the Doctor
I have rouble saying her lerrer che and her lerrer hef
Pardon said the Doctor ?
I have rouble saying her lerrer che and her lerrer hef
I see said the Doctor, you mean the letter T and the letter F
Well. You can't say fairer than that then!
I have rouble saying her lerrer che and her lerrer hef
Pardon said the Doctor ?
I have rouble saying her lerrer che and her lerrer hef
I see said the Doctor, you mean the letter T and the letter F
Well. You can't say fairer than that then!
Yesterday I was having a stroll, in the jungles of Borneo, when I saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes.
I turned to a local village elder and remarked.
"That lizard's really funny!"
"Oh, that's not a lizard, " he said " it's a stand up chameleon."
I turned to a local village elder and remarked.
"That lizard's really funny!"
"Oh, that's not a lizard, " he said " it's a stand up chameleon."
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
I went to the cinema last night. The man in front of me had his dog with him. The dog appeared to be really engrossed in the film. When the film was ended I said to the owner "this may seem a little odd, but your dog seemed to really like the film." The man said "yes, it was strange. He absolutely hated the book."
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Did he like the lead character?
Has your dog seen "Bark to the Future"?
Has your dog seen "Bark to the Future"?
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
I took my bike in for a service.
The priest told me to take it out again as it was blocking the aisle.
The priest told me to take it out again as it was blocking the aisle.
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
Hover fly entered a model railway track laying competition, he got through to the final, but then he lost on points.
DaveReading
Don't suffer fools gladly (must try harder!)
- Location
- Reading, obvs
(shamelessly stolen from another forum)
Whoever is responsible for Nadine Dorries' Twitter campaign in support of her leadership bid might want to think again about using the hashtag #GoNads.
Whoever is responsible for Nadine Dorries' Twitter campaign in support of her leadership bid might want to think again about using the hashtag #GoNads.
