Any good jokes ... ?

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Oldbloke

Guru
Location
Mayenne, France
I went to the doctor because I was depressed over my crossword obsession.

He told me not to get 2 down.

I went to the doctor's & told him about my obsession with curtains.

Told me to pull myself together.
 

Domus

Guru
Location
Sunny Radcliffe
What's your biggest weakness?

I sometimes have difficulty telling fantasy from reality.

What's your biggest strength?

I'm Batman !!!!!!!
 

Chris S

Legendary Member
Location
Birmingham
That is very good but amazingly I'd not heard it before.

Is COBOL still a thing these days ?
One of my friends has been a COBOL programmer since the 1980s. He's in his early 60s now and is hoping there's enough legacy code out there to keep him employed until he retires. Admittedly, he's had to move to Germany and then Manchester for his last two jobs.
 
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