Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

I've learned a new Welsh word: 'lluq'.

I think it means 'push' - I saw it on a glass door.

 

[RichardB]

I've learned a new Welsh word: 'lluq'.

I think it means 'push' - I saw it on a glass door.

Not a joke as such, but a true story. I worked with a guy from England called Allan. He said that he never felt welcome at Welsh branches of Tesco. All over the car park road surface, someone had painted ALLAN - OUT.

 

[Profpointy]

Not a joke as such, but a true story. I worked with a guy from England called Allan. He said that he never felt welcome at Welsh branches of Tesco. All over the car park road surface, someone had painted ALLAN - OUT.

It's a bit like the baffled visitor trying to find "llwybr cyhoeddus" on his map

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

Police are looking for a gang who stole a lorry-load of Father Ted DVDs but have admitted they've nothing to go on go on go on go on.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PeteXXX]

I wasn’t allowed to say anything until today, but it's now okay for me to share that I have volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine trials that Imperial College are running in partnership with Oxford University. It's important that we all do our part to beat this virus. The vaccine is the one that has been developed in Russia. I received my first dose this morning 06:20 am, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго страо.....

 

[alicat]

It's a bit like the baffled visitor trying to find "llwybr cyhoeddus" on his map

Reminds me of the time I was driving through Hamburg and kept trying to find 'Elbebrucken' on the map.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Profpointy]

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I used to have a "tell" playing poker. My rivals had spotted a sign of nervousness. However they thought it meant I was bluffing but it was my nervousness that they'd fold when I had a big hand. Sadly it didn't last but worked in my favour for a bit

 

[tony111]

 

[RichardB]

It's a bit like the baffled visitor trying to find "llwybr cyhoeddus" on his map

Hope they weren't desperate and looking for cyfleusterau cyhoeddus

 

[Profpointy]

Hope they weren't desperate and looking for cyfleusterau cyhoeddus

The best one was the story of the bilingual sign, where the Welsh half said something like "we are out of the office at the moment, we will deal with your query on Monday". The sign printers had taken the automatic out of office notice as the translation

 

[RichardB]

The best one was the story of the bilingual sign, where the Welsh half said something like "we are out of the office at the moment, we will deal with your query on Monday". The sign printers had taken the automatic out of office notice as the translation

Yes, and it was totally genuine. The BBC even covered it! I suspect it was some automated response from Meicrosofft Swyddfa, or some such.