jhawk
Veteran
- Location
- New Brunswick, Canada
I was flashed by a speed camera going through Staines today.
No idea why, I was only doing 30 knots.
No idea why, I was only doing 30 knots.
Any good jokes ... ?
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Simply tring to get to a point
34.5mphI was flashed by a speed camera going through Staines today.
No idea why, I was only doing 30 knots.
I think you need to look at this from a different angle.
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
glenn forger
Guest
I went in the butcher's, I said "Have you got a sheep's head?" He said "No, it's the way I part my hair".
machew
Veteran
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me."
The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog."
The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!" The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What??! They gave me a Chihuahua??!"
The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog."
The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!" The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What??! They gave me a Chihuahua??!"
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
Why did the chicken cross the road Chef?
Because you didn't @#$%ing well cook it properly you ********* ****** *******!!
Because you didn't @#$%ing well cook it properly you ********* ****** *******!!
All you need is the right angle
ayceejay
Guru
- Location
- Rural Quebec
So the left angle won't work?
simon the viking
Guru
Thanks Andy for a link to a fantastic website been browsing it for half an hour now just soaking in the useless but interesting info
cheers
morrisman
Guru
A man took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow
"Ooh", said the presenter. “This is a very rare set produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?”
“Sticks”
"Ooh", said the presenter. “This is a very rare set produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?”
“Sticks”
You need practical experience - you need to triangles to see which one suits you best
