Any good jokes ... ?
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Time Waster
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How about a new ferry that was 7 years too late, 4 times the original cost and the ferry port can't take it? That is no joke though, it's serious!
SteveO69
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classic33
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An Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bakery, their eyes scanning the shelves laden with freshly baked goods. Spotting a tray of warm buns on the counter, the Englishman hatches a plan. In one swift motion, he snatches three buns, slips them into his pockets, and strolls out, his face beaming with pride.
Outside, he nudges the Irishman and says, “Now that is skill. Did you see how I took those buns without anyone noticing? That’s what I call the art of stealth.”
The Irishman chuckles and shakes his head. “Stealth? That’s just petty theft. Let me show you how to get those buns with style and wit.”
Intrigued, the Englishman follows the Irishman back into the bakery. With confidence, the Irishman approaches the owner and says, “Good day, sir! Would you like to see a magic trick guaranteed to blow your mind?”
The owner, intrigued and curious, nods. “A magic trick? Alright, show me what you’ve got!”
The Irishman flashes a charming smile. “For this trick, I’ll need three of your finest buns.”
The owner hands over a bun, and the Irishman promptly eats it. He then requests a second bun, devours it, and does the same with a third. Standing there, he wipes his mouth and smiles contentedly.
The bakery owner, now thoroughly unimpressed, scowls. “Magic trick? All I see is you eating my buns! Where’s the magic?”
The Irishman grins, points at the Englishman, and says, “Check his pockets.”
Outside, he nudges the Irishman and says, “Now that is skill. Did you see how I took those buns without anyone noticing? That’s what I call the art of stealth.”
The Irishman chuckles and shakes his head. “Stealth? That’s just petty theft. Let me show you how to get those buns with style and wit.”
Intrigued, the Englishman follows the Irishman back into the bakery. With confidence, the Irishman approaches the owner and says, “Good day, sir! Would you like to see a magic trick guaranteed to blow your mind?”
The owner, intrigued and curious, nods. “A magic trick? Alright, show me what you’ve got!”
The Irishman flashes a charming smile. “For this trick, I’ll need three of your finest buns.”
The owner hands over a bun, and the Irishman promptly eats it. He then requests a second bun, devours it, and does the same with a third. Standing there, he wipes his mouth and smiles contentedly.
The bakery owner, now thoroughly unimpressed, scowls. “Magic trick? All I see is you eating my buns! Where’s the magic?”
The Irishman grins, points at the Englishman, and says, “Check his pockets.”
