The Pope is dying.
The Cardinals gather the finest doctors in the world, and they carry out test after test, trying to figure out what's wrong. Eventually they reach a conclusion, and the Cardinals gather in the chamber, where the weakened Pope is lying on a bed, to hear the news.
The lead doctor speaks up.
"His holiness is suffering from an incredibly rare condition," he says. "It's caused by the fact that he's never had sex. If it's left untreated then at best he has a week to live. However, if he were to partake in intercourse we believe it's likely that he'll make a full recovery."
The noise levels in the room rise as all the Cardinals start talking at once, but then suddenly the Pope, with a huge effort, levers himself up on one elbow and a hush falls across the room.
"For the good of the church," says the Pope in a trembling voice, "I will do this thing. But there are four conditions."
The assembled all lean forward to hear what's next.
"First," says the Pope, "the girl must be blind, so she cannot see who I am. Second, she must be deaf, so she cannot hear my voice. And third, she must be mute, so that she cannot tell anyone what has happened."
The room bursts into noise as all the Cardinals start talking at once. Should she be Catholic? Is it morally right? Where would they even find a girl who was willing without knowing what she was agreeing to?
Suddenly one of the Cardinals pipes up.
"Your holiness. Didn't you say there were four conditions? What is the fourth?"
A silence falls across the room again, and as the Pope looks up at his followers, a slight smile plays across his face...
"Ah yes," he says. "Fourth..."
"Big tits!"
The Cardinals gather the finest doctors in the world, and they carry out test after test, trying to figure out what's wrong. Eventually they reach a conclusion, and the Cardinals gather in the chamber, where the weakened Pope is lying on a bed, to hear the news.
The lead doctor speaks up.
"His holiness is suffering from an incredibly rare condition," he says. "It's caused by the fact that he's never had sex. If it's left untreated then at best he has a week to live. However, if he were to partake in intercourse we believe it's likely that he'll make a full recovery."
The noise levels in the room rise as all the Cardinals start talking at once, but then suddenly the Pope, with a huge effort, levers himself up on one elbow and a hush falls across the room.
"For the good of the church," says the Pope in a trembling voice, "I will do this thing. But there are four conditions."
The assembled all lean forward to hear what's next.
"First," says the Pope, "the girl must be blind, so she cannot see who I am. Second, she must be deaf, so she cannot hear my voice. And third, she must be mute, so that she cannot tell anyone what has happened."
The room bursts into noise as all the Cardinals start talking at once. Should she be Catholic? Is it morally right? Where would they even find a girl who was willing without knowing what she was agreeing to?
Suddenly one of the Cardinals pipes up.
"Your holiness. Didn't you say there were four conditions? What is the fourth?"
A silence falls across the room again, and as the Pope looks up at his followers, a slight smile plays across his face...
"Ah yes," he says. "Fourth..."
"Big tits!"
