Any good jokes ... ?
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Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Reminds me of some graffiti I saw on a wall in the early 80s, "Bobby Sands, Political Prisoner, MP"
Underneath somebody had written, "Slimmer of the year 1981"
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
Once on a local shop window sign
"We put Wool away for six months"
and underneath someone had wrote
"Shoplifting sheep beware"
"We put Wool away for six months"
and underneath someone had wrote
"Shoplifting sheep beware"
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
That reminds me of a sign that used to be outside a local butcher's - "Well hung meat". After a while it was changed to "Well hung beef"
betty swollocks
large member
"Doctor, do you mind if I administer my own anaesthetic?"
"Go ahead. Knock yourself out."
"Go ahead. Knock yourself out."
guitarpete247
Just about surviving
- Location
- Leicestershire
I'm reminded of graffiti I saw in the mid 70's in Sunderland. "My mother made me a homosexual".
Underneath was written "If I gave her the wool wood she make me one".
Underneath was written "If I gave her the wool wood she make me one".
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
(And a couple for our older listeners...)
Many moons ago
DANGER MOUSE! appeared in 20 foot letters on a railway arch round my way. A few days on and someone else had added underneath, in much smaller letters,
(and Penfold)
But the best 'amended' graffiti I ever saw was (I only ever saw it in its completed version, tho' it had clearly been done by three different people):
ULSTER SAYS NO!
But the man from Del Monte, he says yes!
(And he's a real Orange man)
Many moons ago
DANGER MOUSE! appeared in 20 foot letters on a railway arch round my way. A few days on and someone else had added underneath, in much smaller letters,
(and Penfold)
But the best 'amended' graffiti I ever saw was (I only ever saw it in its completed version, tho' it had clearly been done by three different people):
ULSTER SAYS NO!
But the man from Del Monte, he says yes!
(And he's a real Orange man)
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
Others I have seen over the years
Ear Piercing
While U Wait
Free Nelson Mandella
With every £5 of Petrol or Diesel
Jesus saves
But Toshack scores on the rebound
Ear Piercing
While U Wait
Free Nelson Mandella
With every £5 of Petrol or Diesel
Jesus saves
But Toshack scores on the rebound
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Just in case anybody has missed this in the Boris thread ...
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
