Any good jokes ... ?

[colly]

Just imagine, for a moment, if there were no hypothetical situations.

 

[PaulB]

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Whilst on the same subject

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/just-curious-about-other-cyclists-speeds.246127/#post-5547695

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

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[colly]

Dear Sky Sports,

Could you please ensure that Graham Sounness is a pundit on every football match you broadcast? With his friendly personality and charm, I feel the longer and more often he is in the studio the better.

Yours sincerely,


Mrs Sounness.

 

[Andy_R]

 

[Cavalol]

I'm not totally useless.




I can be used as a bad example.

 

[Cavalol]

Anyone got Cat Stevens' number? I've just seen his boat floating down the river.


His mooring has broken.

 

[Cavalol]

I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, "Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a bad driver".

 

[Dave7]

I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, "Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a bad driver".

Took a minute but I got there....very clever

 

[PK99]

Took a minute but I got there....very clever

help me out!

 

[roadrash]

his sons name is jurassic and he was parking badly

 

[Dave7]

help me out!

As @roadrash

 

[colly]

Was it worth it?

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Was it worth it?

Nope