Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I asked my cockney girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday.
She said, "I wouldn't mind a Pandora bracelet."

So I'll give her a pound.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Ejaculate.

How a Yorkshireman meets his tardy friend.

 

[Cavalol]

At first, I was excited to get a job as a hotel receptionist. Then I started getting reservations.

 

[PaulSB]

Ejaculate.

How a Yorkshireman meets his tardy friend.

Brilliant

 

[mrandmrspoves]

Courtesy of pub lavatory!

 

[Cavalol]

Thanks to whoever said that you could increase the value of your house by knocking two rooms into one. Now my living room is 15 foot high and I have one less bedroom.

 

[Cavalol]

They told me I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic, but so far I've made three jugs and a vase.

 

[Cavalol]

So, you’re after some fake binoculars?

Well look no further...

 

[Smokin Joe]

They told me I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic, but so far I've made three jugs and a vase.

Can one of the thirteen people who liked this please explain it to me

 

[Mugshot]

Can one of the thirteen people who liked this please explain it to me

Pottery

 

[Smokin Joe]

Pottery

Doh!

 

[subaqua]

Doh!

I find clay is better

 

[postman]

Doh!

No you need that for bread.

 

[wait4me]

No you need that for bread.

Yeast you're right there

 

[subaqua]

Yeast you're right there

you couldnt leaven it there could you... had to try and get a rise from somebody..