Any good jokes ... ?

[NorthernDave]

Can we stop carping on about it now?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

If you've had enough just let minnow.

 

[kynikos]

One reel or two?

Please tell, I'm hooked.

 

[Cavalol]

Introducing Mr & Mrs Lution and their daughter, Eva

 

[colly]

...accompanied by Mr and Mrs Gling and their daughter Ann



See what I did there?

 

[Salty seadog]

And here come Mr and Mrs Bates and there young son ......

 

[Salty seadog]

Clement Freud joke, poor sound but very well told.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

You took yer Timex.

I'm really getting Seiko these puns.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

And here come Mr and Mrs Bates and there young son ......

Norman?

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

Mr and Mrs Stits, with their daughters Norma and Gloria.

 

[colly]

Any one going to mention Hugh Jamton and his son Lar ?

 

[PK99]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

Germaine Greer is a very cross lady, but not as cross as her sister Ann.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Some of you regulars may know that I work with people who experience life in an alternative way to most.

This week one very successful markets professional told me he had a strong urge to view his own worth according to how much international supermarkets managed to hold a strong market position in the UK.

I asked him how long he have thought like this and he replied "since I was Lidl"