Any good jokes ... ?

[wheresthetorch]

Well when you get a minute give me a clue

"You'll go down in history"

 

[Dave7]

"You'll go down in history"

Heeeeeellllllpppppp.
I am no wiser.
Cane someone please tell me Im not the only one.

 

[JtB]

Heeeeeellllllpppppp.
I am no wiser.
Cane someone please tell me Im not the only one.

It’s so bad that it really is not worth spending any more time thinking about.

 

[PaulSB]

@Dave7 you're not the only one.....

 

[Smokin Joe]

@Dave7 you're not the only one.....

+1

 

[JtB]

@Dave7 you're not the only one.....

The very last line of this very annoying song.

 

[Cavalol]

If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world,

then Who is?

 

[wheresthetorch]

Heeeeeellllllpppppp.
I am no wiser.
Cane someone please tell me Im not the only one.

There's a line in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer that is "You'll go down in history".

In the cartoon, Rudolph's grade in history has gone down .

Sheesh . . . .

 

[Dave7]

There's a line in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer that is "You'll go down in history".

In the cartoon, Rudolph's grade in history has gone down .

Sheesh . . . .

I have to say.......although I appreciate many types of humour that was total s****e
But thanks anyway

 

[srw]

It’s so bad that it really is not worth spending any more time thinking about.

@Gary E has apparently just spent nearly two years thinking about it.

 

[wheresthetorch]

I have to say.......although I appreciate many types of humour that was total s****e
But thanks anyway

You're welcome!

 

[Cavalol]

The photocopier at work is slow we call it Cinderella. One day, our prints will come.

 

[Venod]

The teacher ask to give examples of people using the word contagious.
Oliver said my daddy is a doctor and he says some of his patients are very contagious.
Very good the teacher said.
Poppy said we went to the zoo and the keeper said don't touch the animals they can be contagious.
Very good the teacher said.
Michael said we went to visit my auntie in Belfast, I asked where uncle Patrick was, she said he's painting a mural on the side of the house but it's taking the contagious.

 

[Cavalol]

Last night I got drunk at the worst, most disgusting pub I’ve ever been in.

It’s called ‘The Fiddle’ and it really is a vile inn.

 

[rikki]

The photocopier at work is slow we call it Cinderella. One day, our prints will come.

That's Snow White (so I'm told).