Any good jokes ... ?

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Tim Hall

Guest
Location
Crawley
Guy walks into the pub with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

Pint please barkeep, pointing to the slab and one for the road
<breathes sigh of relief it wasn't the bloody cyclepath/psychopath one>
 

Joey Shabadoo

My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the bartender delivers it, the cowboy looks around and notices the bar is completely deserted.

"Where is everybody? This place is usually packed this time of day," the cowboy says.

The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging."

"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete," says the bartender.

"What kind of name is that? Why do they call him Brown Paper Pete?" the cowboy asks.

"Well," says the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."

"Weird guy," says the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"

"Rustling," says the bartender.
 

Profpointy

Legendary Member
Related to the above: sign in the window of an outdoor gear shop

"now is the discount of our winter tents"
 

Cavalol

Legendary Member
Location
Chester
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