I assume you've got some kids round today
Any good jokes ... ?
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ayceejay
Guru
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- Rural Quebec
Talking about fancy dress I was at a do when a guy turned up in a wedding dress I asked him what the deal was and he said (with a Freudian slip) that he wanted to look vaginal, I am sure he meant virginal but then he did look like a daffodil, so maybe not.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
What do you call a fake noodle.
An impasta.
An impasta.
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
A new low...
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
I know. But no one said the jokes have to be good.
As Cunobelin has just admirably demonstrated...
.. and I can stoop to even lower depths
Guy walks into the doctor
A Penne stuck in one of his ears, a Spaghetti in the other ear, and a tortellini stuck in one nostril.
Patients asks "What is wrong with me?"
The doctor replies "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Oh God!
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Mugshot
Cracking a solo.
Hmmmm, have you checked the thread title recently?I know. But no one said the jokes have to be good.
I think the correct answer to the thread title is.... NO
