Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

Al Jolson ?

Did he have white female dancers though?

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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To be fair the '92 version was often used for two purposes as well; at least the new phone booths have a flush.

 

[AndyRM]

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Where's the copy of Auto Trader?

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ah, the famous skip paradox. Still not certain whether the cat inside is alive?

 

[Electric_Andy]

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Ah, the famous skip paradox. Still not certain whether the cat inside is alive?

I'd like to add that text to our bins in the kitchen. Without such a notice, our kids read "if this bin is full, discard your rubbish on the nearest worktop to the bin. Under no circumstances should you take the full bins outside to the wheely bins, as this could make your socks wet or, more seriously, make you miss out on 1 minute of online gaming time"

 

[Alex H]

I'd like to add that text to our bins in the kitchen. Without such a notice, our kids read "if this bin is full, discard your rubbish on the nearest worktop to the bin. Under no circumstances should you take the full bins outside to the wheely bins, as this could make your socks wet or, more seriously, make you miss out on 1 minute of online gaming time"

A lot happens in a minute

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I'd like to add that text to our bins in the kitchen. Without such a notice, our kids read "if this bin is full, discard your rubbish on the nearest worktop to the bin. Under no circumstances should you take the full bins outside to the wheely bins, as this could make your socks wet or, more seriously, make you miss out on 1 minute of online gaming time"

You really don;t understand kids!!
PLUS these children have clearly not been brought up properly

they should have been brought up to know that when a bin in full then the answer is to push the rubbish down harder so that the new rubbish will fit on the top
Whether or not the lid still shuts is not a consideration unless you have OCD

They are clearly not normal!!!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

A lot happens in a minute

What, to a bin?

 

[Alex H]

What, to a bin?

"you miss out on 1 minute of online gaming time"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

...

"you miss out on 1 minute of online gaming time"

.....I know.....

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[AndyRM]

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Tell GG Allin's ghost.