Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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We had to call an ambulance for someone vaping at work: someone on the training programme had just been inhaling, and inhaling all morning and ran out of breath.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

I ordered a bacon sandwich at the motorway services this morning, and gave the cashier a £50 note. 'Is that all you've got?' she asked? I'm afraid so, I replied, is that a problem? 'Of course it's a problem' she retorted, 'you're 85p short'.

 

[Cavalol]

I bought a lovely bit of fish from a supermarket today but when I got home, I found out that all it’s insides were missing.
Gutted!

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Been playing that new game where you have to identify 80s bands and singers.

I'm brilliant at it, I'm already on Level 42 .

 

[PeteXXX]

When you're bored of riding in a straight line... 👍

 

[Mike Ayling]

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When you're bored of riding in a straight line... 👍

Might have been an old tree there once.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]