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craigwend

Grimpeur des terrains plats
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classic33

Leg End Member
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BREAKING NEWS
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President Donald Trump is trying to make YORKSHIRE the 51st state!
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If the offer is accepted he will sign the following executive orders to get them in motion;
- BUILD A WALL on the Yorkshire/Lancashire border
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- Sean Bean to be Governor
- Immediately deport all southerners
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- A portion of fish & chips to be capped at £5
- Flat cap wearers and Whippet owners to receive favourable tax cuts
- PG Tips and Typhoo will be hit with a 100% tariff
- Open up the coal mines to become energy independent
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- 'God's Own County' to be replaced with
'God's Own State'.
Lets Make Yorkshire Great Again
 

Sterlo

Early Retirement Planning
View attachment 761915 BREAKING NEWS

View attachment 761916
President Donald Trump is trying to make YORKSHIRE the 51st state! View attachment 761917
If the offer is accepted he will sign the following executive orders to get them in motion;
- BUILD A WALL on the Yorkshire/Lancashire border View attachment 761918
- Sean Bean to be Governor
- Immediately deport all southerners View attachment 761919
- A portion of fish & chips to be capped at £5
- Flat cap wearers and Whippet owners to receive favourable tax cuts
- PG Tips and Typhoo will be hit with a 100% tariff
- Open up the coal mines to become energy independent View attachment 761920
- 'God's Own County' to be replaced with
'God's Own State'.
Lets Make Yorkshire Great Again

I'd fully support it as long it was nothing to do with Trump
 

craigwend

Grimpeur des terrains plats
IMG_4349.jpeg
 
View attachment 761915 BREAKING NEWS

View attachment 761916
President Donald Trump is trying to make YORKSHIRE the 51st state! View attachment 761917
If the offer is accepted he will sign the following executive orders to get them in motion;
- BUILD A WALL on the Yorkshire/Lancashire border View attachment 761918
- Sean Bean to be Governor
- Immediately deport all southerners View attachment 761919
- A portion of fish & chips to be capped at £5
- Flat cap wearers and Whippet owners to receive favourable tax cuts
- PG Tips and Typhoo will be hit with a 100% tariff
- Open up the coal mines to become energy independent View attachment 761920
- 'God's Own County' to be replaced with
'God's Own State'.
Lets Make Yorkshire Great Again

This is a bit worrying

What if he decided to treat it like Gaza and deport all the Yorkshire people???
I mean - there is a lot of beach front there to build a resort so it is very similar (in some ways - OK a few - OK - it has a beach)

so it could happen and then what do the rest of us do??????
 
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