Any good jokes ... ?

[Electric_Andy]

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Oh so true 🤣

 

[PeteXXX]

I went for a job interview at a sun cream factory. I didn't get it this time but they told me to keep reapplying
🤷‍♂️

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I've had to turn down a job working on a farm who were going to pay me in vegetables. The celery was unacceptable.

 

[craigwend]

 

[srj10]

Need advice,
What's the best number of roses to give the wife on the Valentines Day? One, six, twelve or the whole tin?

 

[PeteXXX]

Now, that's a Commute! 😂

 

[craigwend]

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Now, that's a Commute! 😂

Is that the new one wheeled 'Brompton Cargo TT' bike on his back?

 

[tyred]

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Now, that's a Commute! 😂

No hi-vis or helmet

 

[ClichéGuevara]

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Now, that's a Commute! 😂

The tricycle the committee created.

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

I bought my wife a mood ring. When she's in a good mood it turns green. When she's in a bad mood it leaves a red mark on my forehead.

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

I promised my wife super sex on Valentines Day.
She chose soup.

 

[Toshiba Boy]