Regular.Cyclist
Über Member
- Location
- South West Scotland 🏴
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mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
Time traveller: I love your volcano.
Pompeian: Our what?
Time traveller: Your mountain. Your totally normal mountain.
Pompeian: Our what?
Time traveller: Your mountain. Your totally normal mountain.
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
I noticed that the normal order of the papers in Tesco this afternoon had ben adjusted to put these 2 together
If whoever did that reads this (what's the odds but whatever)
Well done that person
well done
When I was about 9 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a friend of his, someone who I didn't even know.
When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to pass.
Then a man approached me and said, 'Enjoy life kid, be happy because time flies. Look at me now, I didn't enjoy it.'
Then he passed his hand over my head and left.
My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person.
When I looked in the coffin, I was horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had spoken to me!
I was so traumatised I couldn't sleep properly.
I had terrible nightmares. I was terrified of being alone.
I couldn't sleep without a night light for many years.
I saw many psychologists, endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years.
It got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear.
Years later, I discovered something incredible that changed my life...
The bugger had a twin.
When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to pass.
Then a man approached me and said, 'Enjoy life kid, be happy because time flies. Look at me now, I didn't enjoy it.'
Then he passed his hand over my head and left.
My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person.
When I looked in the coffin, I was horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had spoken to me!
I was so traumatised I couldn't sleep properly.
I had terrible nightmares. I was terrified of being alone.
I couldn't sleep without a night light for many years.
I saw many psychologists, endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years.
It got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear.
Years later, I discovered something incredible that changed my life...
The bugger had a twin.
SteveO69
Well-Known Member
- Location
- S.W. London / Surrey
Also works if you are demolishing a factory chimney.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
I'm sure nobody will take a fence
