Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

Granted, but you still want fried bread (ideally crispy) rather than merly toasted bread

I haven't had fried (normal) bread in almost 40 years. Nobody else apart from my granny ever fried bread and it has never occurred to me to do it myself. I just remember it as a soggy mess.

Potato bread (Tattie scone) is a different matter. It's nice fried or toasted.

 

[Jameshow]

I haven't had fried (normal) bread in almost 40 years. Nobody else apart from my granny ever fried bread and it has never occurred to me to do it myself. I just remember it as a soggy mess.

Potato bread (Tattie scone) is a different matter. It's nice fried or toasted.

Is that not a hash brown?

 

[tyred]

Is that not a hash brown?

Definitely not. This is potato bread

 

[Alex321]

I haven't had fried (normal) bread in almost 40 years. Nobody else apart from my granny ever fried bread and it has never occurred to me to do it myself. I just remember it as a soggy mess.

Potato bread (Tattie scone) is a different matter. It's nice fried or toasted.

Fried bread should be crispy. It always is when I do it (only about 3-4 times a year). Best with bread just starting to go stale.

 

[mikeIow]

I could have sworn the title of this thread was “Any good jokes” 🧐

Meanwhile, we thought this was Boris Johnson’s doppleganger pooch:

 

[Tribansman]

Germany's facing a crisis in its sausage and cheese supply chains. Restauranteur Jurg Schulz described it as the wurst käse scenario

 

[tyred]

 

[Profpointy]

Fried bread should be crispy. It always is when I do it (only about 3-4 times a year). Best with bread just starting to go stale.

For the best fried bread you have to have fried tomatoes first, ideally squashing them a bit, then you get the slightly burnt left over bits of tomato sticking to the fried bread. Food of the Gods!

It should go without saying that the bread must be fried in the bacon fat

 

[DaveReading]

Definitely not. This is potato bread

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Though not quite the same as tattie scones. The latter are always quadrant-shaped.

 

[roadrash]

three pages of jokes about spuds and didnt understand any of them

 

[Electric_Andy]

For the best fried bread you have to have fried tomatoes first, ideally squashing them a bit, then you get the slightly burnt left over bits of tomato sticking to the fried bread. Food of the Gods!

It should go without saying that the bread must be fried in the bacon fat

hear, hear

 

[craigwend]

three pages of jokes about spuds and didnt understand any of

them

Though apparently you can make Vodka with it

 

[morrisman]

Visited the house of the person that invented toothpaste recently
There was no plaque

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Electric_Andy]

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