Any good jokes ... ?

[richardfm]

View attachment 753065

Similarly, if you aren't a baseball player don't use "touch base"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[mustang1]

View attachment 753146

Son: dad, one day you will be a man.
Dad: son, I'm 65.
Son: I have to set up your WiFi network for you.

 

[Dave7]

I recently decided to take up coin collecting.
I thought the change would do me good.

 

[craigwend]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I recently decided to take up coin collecting.
I thought the change would do me good.

I was told about a type of Indian bread that looks like American currency

rubbish - total naan cents

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Profpointy]

View attachment 753314

My favourite naval quip is the motto of the French Navy

"A l'eau, c'est l'heure"

(I expect I've posted it before but it seemed to follow on)

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Alex321]

View attachment 753369

Funny, but anachronistic, since shopping trollies were first patented in 1940, and weren't around anywhere but the US until after the war

 

[Chris S]

 

[Cavalol]

View attachment 753369

I think that's from the Battle of Normaldi