Any good jokes ... ?

[postman]

My next door neighbour laughed when i said i was going to make a bike out of spaghetti,well you should have seen her face when i rode past her today.

 

[srj10]

My next door neighbour laughed when i said i was going to make a bike out of spaghetti,well you should have seen her face when i rode past her today.

A penne for her thoughts.

 

[srj10]

My attempts at creating an artificial testicle have been shambolic.

 

[Chris S]

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it down a hill.

 

[DaveReading]

My kids (7 and 11) just asked Alexa what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow… 😁

I trust Alexa explained the difference between speed and velocity.

 

[Jenkins]

My kids (7 and 11) just asked Alexa what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow… 😁

Please tell me that this...

Is that an African or a European swallow?

was Alexa's response.

 

[Seevio]

If you have an android phone, try asking Google "what's the airspeed of an unladen swallow."

 

[postman]

My mate says he sometimes wakes up grumpy.Other times he lets her sleep in.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

Please tell me that this...

was Alexa's response.

The exact Alexa response was “that depends if it is an African or European swallow”