Any good jokes ... ?

[srj10]

My next door neighbour laughed when i said i was going to make a bike out of spaghetti,well you should have seen her face when i rode past her today.

A penne for her thoughts.

 

[srj10]

My attempts at creating an artificial testicle have been shambolic.

 

[Chris S]

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it down a hill.

 

[DaveReading]

My kids (7 and 11) just asked Alexa what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow… 😁

I trust Alexa explained the difference between speed and velocity.

 

[Jenkins]

My kids (7 and 11) just asked Alexa what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow… 😁

Please tell me that this...

Is that an African or a European swallow?

was Alexa's response.

 

[Seevio]

If you have an android phone, try asking Google "what's the airspeed of an unladen swallow."

 

[postman]

My mate says he sometimes wakes up grumpy.Other times he lets her sleep in.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

Please tell me that this...

was Alexa's response.

The exact Alexa response was “that depends if it is an African or European swallow”

 

[Toshiba Boy]

My attempts at creating an artificial testicle have been shambolic.

I heard they were a complete balls up.

 

[Profpointy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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I was looking at bidding for that, but I would have needed a tad more than a little help from my friends.

 

[flopner]

Is this a joke or a cartoon?

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Maybe they GMO'd a pig and a turkey together , you might yet be able to see pigs fly.

 

[flopner]

Tweet Tweet.......

 

[Speicher]

My next door neighbour laughed when i said i was going to make a bike out of spaghetti,well you should have seen her face when i rode past her today.

Do you ride it on the path next to the canal, only safe place I think.

 

[PeteXXX]