Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I used to be a decent wrestler so when the wife had triplets I named them Niagara, Victoria and “The Hunt For Red October”.




Two falls and a sub mission.

 

[tyred]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Dave7]

A chap says to his Doctor "I'm 93 years old and no longer enjoy sex like I used to".
The Doctor asked him when he first noticed the problem.
The chap says "well, twice last night and then again this morning".

 

[Dave7]

The 2 young women next door are lesbian partners and decided they wanted a child.
They asked for my help as they wanted to conceive the old fashioned, natural way.
I readily agreed. However, 6 months later I wonder if I should tell them I had the snip a year ago.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[Gwylan]

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Worse solutions may be found.
Not sure he'd take the cut in pay though.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Worse solutions may be found.
Not sure he'd take the cut in pay though.

Fringe benefit are rumoured to be good though
(the ones after death - not the dodgy ones before that which, one assumes, get taken into account before the "after death" ones kick in)

 

[Gwylan]

Fringe benefit are rumoured to be good though
(the ones after death - not the dodgy ones before that which, one assumes, get taken into account before the "after death" ones kick in)

Nobody has come back to complain.
The second part of your comment opens a whole box of stuff that the mods might not like .
Google "tetelestai" for an insight.

 

[postman]

My nephew has just walked out of his job at BMW he gave no indication he was about to do it.

 

[postman]

i asked Mrs P what she wants for Xmas,she said a green jumper,anyone know where i can buy a frog.

 

[tyred]