Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

A load of bullocks.

 

[PeteXXX]

A load of bullocks.

Had to be eagle-eyed to catch that one!

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[morrisman]

I went on an archaeological dig recently, we were searching for the lower leg bone of a dinosaur. It was quite a shindig.

 

[cyberknight]

I went on an archaeological dig recently, we were searching for the lower leg bone of a dinosaur. It was quite a shindig.

did you take it too the pub and leave legless ?

 

[Profpointy]

I went on an archaeological dig recently, we were searching for the lower leg bone of a dinosaur. It was quite a shindig.

Reminds me of the account of the palaeontologists finally proving the plate tectonics hypothesis when the found the left leg of the dinosaur in Africa and the right leg in South America

 

[PeteXXX]

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

Thought you should know Diarrhoea Awareness Week starts tomorrow.
Runs till Friday.

 

[srj10]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Went to the Doctors and told him "I can't hear in one ear."

He said, "Are you sure?"

I replied, " Yes, I'm definite."

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PeteXXX]