Any good jokes ... ?

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Chris S

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markemark

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I bought a chainsaw from a guy in the pub but it doesn't seem to cut very well.

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Thomas had said, that, what with all his baggage he'd been carrying, he was feeling like a passenger in his own life, and wanted to draw a line under this.

He had received help from his Workplace Health and Wellbeing expert, Dr Beeching, who tried to coach him and get him to bridge over to a new track, but Thomas simply railed against this, saying he couldn't see the point.

Dr Beeching was tender with him, but Thomas said he didn't need this, never had. The Doc said he understood, and would happily also close this down, and for Thomas to put this behind him.

The Boss, you know, the controlling fella with the familial high BMI, who can be quite cutting at times, tried to get Thomas to a more stable platform from which to work, and even investigated whether he could be stationed somewhere else, but Thomas simply kept falling off the wagon.

You may find the above, about as realistic and reliable as a railway timetable, but it's true, I mean, I read it in the Express!
 
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