Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[postman]

Just got back from the hearing aid place.Mr Mee you have custard,cream,sponge,jelly and fruit in your ears.You are a trifle deaf.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Here in Britain we call it a lift but in America they call it an elevator.

I suppose we're just raised different.

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

Chad Kroeger of Nickel back loves being in nativity plays. He's played Joseph, he's played a shepherd. He's even played the back end of a donkey.

But he's never made it as a wise man.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

I bought a chainsaw from a guy in the pub but it doesn't seem to cut very well.

 

[markemark]

I bought a chainsaw from a guy in the pub but it doesn't seem to cut very well.

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Can't see the image very well, do you have a link.........

 

[Cavalol]

Can't see the image very well, do you have a link.........

I saw it.

 

[Dag Hammar]

Can't see the image very well, do you have a link.........

You’ll find the link 22 yards further down the page.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

That's a good hack.