Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

My missus told me women are better at multi-tasking than men, so I told her to sit down and shut up.



She couldn't do either.

 

[craigwend]

 

[cyberknight]

 

[Jameshow]

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What was the dancer on! Crazy awful dance!!

 

[cyberknight]

What was the dancer on! Crazy awful dance!!

apparantly she created the aussie federation with her husband and vetted the applicants so she could be selected and get paid to go .....

 

[craigwend]

apparantly she created the aussie federation with her husband and vetted the applicants so she could be selected and get paid to go .....

Or apparently not...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gl34v4r98o

https://www.aap.com.au/factcheck/no-rayguns-olympic-selection-not-an-inside-job/

 

[tyred]

Why do people at the gym keep asking me why I'm just sitting on a stationary bike.

I'm going downhill so mind your own business.

 

[Jameshow]

Or apparently not...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gl34v4r98o

https://www.aap.com.au/factcheck/no-rayguns-olympic-selection-not-an-inside-job/

Certainly put breakdancing in the spotlight!👍👍👍

 

[Chris S]

 

[screenman]

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I think you might have, but not realised it.

 

[T4tomo]

apparantly she created the aussie federation with her husband and vetted the applicants so she could be selected and get paid to go .....

In the interest of the truth, none of that is true! There is. bBC article today you can read if interested
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gl34v4r98o

 

[AndyRM]

The mythology around Raygun rivals Dikec's. Incredible stuff really.

 

[cyberknight]

In the interest of the truth, none of that is true! There is. bBC article today you can read if interested
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gl34v4r98o

fair enough 👍

 

[tyred]

A recent study shows that Irish women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the man who mentions it.

 

[Cavalol]

I was going to attempt to sail around the world in the world’s smallest ship.

But I bottled it.