Any good jokes ... ?

[Regular.Cyclist]

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I had a cat once that was chased round the back of my house by a German Shepherd. There was a few audible snarls and yelps and, much to my amusement, the German Shepherd came haring back round being chased by my cat.

 

[raleighnut]

I had a cat once that was chased round the back of my house by a German Shepherd. There was a few audible snarls and yelps and, much to my amusement, the German Shepherd came haring back round being chased by my cat.

My German Shepherd used to get bullied by my 6 Cats

 

[Chris S]

 

[postman]

Utter rubbish,i have just got back from The Reading Festival.not one Library open after 17-30 Friday night.

 

[Electric_Andy]

Craig David has got a job in the British Olympic team. He’s working with the archery athletes as their Bow Selector.

 

[postman]

Mrs P just asked me what was the last thing i Googled.Flights i replied.Oh you old romantic fool she said,after all these years you still surprise me.I never knew she liked darts.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Learning the colours of the rainbow is a handy way to remember how Richard of York fared in the battle of Wakefield in 1460

I could never remember the mnemonic
until someone gave me another one
Virgins In Bed Give You Odd Reaction

After that I was fine - funny that

 

[tyred]

I'm really pleased with the bathroom cabinet that i designed and built myself.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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QUite clear
is that with or without the spaces
thefirstdigitsoftheanswer
or
the first digits of the answer


after all - if it expected you to solve the maths thing - it would have to say how many digits

 

[mistyoptic]

QUite clear
is that with or without the spaces
thefirstdigitsoftheanswer
or
the first digits of the answer


after all - if it expected you to solve the maths thing - it would have to say how many digits

Groan!

That’s like the sign over the pub bar that says “WYBMADIITY”

 

[Chris S]

 

[PeteXXX]

Every little helps 👍

 

[tyred]

 

[BigSid]

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Every little helps 👍

Teacher's section

 

[Toshiba Boy]