Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

Electric cars the truth

I'm fed up of comments from people ridiculing EVs. They don't know what they're talking about.

Personally, I drive two top of the range EVs, a Jaguar and a Porsche.

Their acceleration and handling is fantastic. They look brilliant and they're really cheap to run. They need hardly any maintenance and haven't depreciated since I bought them.

Literally the only criticism I could make of them is sometimes, if I really push them into a corner, they can fly off the track and get stuck under the sofa....

 

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[Dave7]

I had a big fry up before I went to bed last night.
I had a big fry up before I went to bed last night.

It's repeating on me

 

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[AndyRM]

I'm fed up of comments from people ridiculing EVs. They don't know what they're talking about.
Personally, I drive two top of the range EVs, a Jaguar and a Porsche.
Their acceleration and handling is fantastic. They look brilliant and they're really cheap to run. They need hardly any maintenance and haven't depreciated since I bought them.
Literally the only criticism I could make of them is sometimes, if I really push them into a corner, they can fly off the track and get stuck under the sofa.

Your EV must have lost some HP... Literally 3 posts up!

 

[Cavalol]

Your EV must have lost some HP... Literally 3 posts up!

You can tell I was on the ale last night! Sorry about that, I'll delete it.

 

[AndyRM]

You can tell I was on the ale last night! Sorry about that, I'll delete it.

No need to apologise, it made me giggle!

 

[srj10]

NASA are launching a rocket to say sorry to the Aliens, it will be called the Apollo G.

 

[PeteXXX]

Anybody in the East of England fancy a ride in a helicopter on Sunday?
We need one person to accompany us. We leave early on Sunday morning and will fly over Rutland Water, Uppingham and Stamford, then fly to and have lunch at the local golf club.
We’ll do a flight over Graffham Water etc, then back to Sywell Aerodrome by mid-afternoon....

If interested, please message!
Preferably someone with a helicopter otherwise we can't go.
🚁

 

[Jameshow]

Anybody in the East of England fancy a ride in a helicopter on Sunday?
We need one person to accompany us. We leave early on Sunday morning and will fly over Rutland Water, Uppingham and Stamford, then fly to and have lunch at the local golf club.
We’ll do a flight over Graffham Water etc, then back to Sywell Aerodrome by mid-afternoon....

If interested, please message!
Preferably someone with a helicopter otherwise we can't go.
🚁

Usually a flight to channel isles or Monaco but east Anglia would do!!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

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[Andy in Germany]

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That's an optimistic poster in the UK.

 

[T4tomo]

You can tell I was on the ale last night! Sorry about that, I'll delete it.

Repeating the fry up joke would have been funnier😉