Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

and it seems like only yesterday she was on her hands and knees

and I should have added that the President of France Felix Faure supposedly died whilst enjoying a very similar episode, which was the opening scene of the excellent TV series Paris Police 1900

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Félix_Faure

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

The journey's the thing, not the destination

A trip to Australia by bike would be a shorter journey!!!!

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[roadrash]

I spent a couple of hours at the wifes graveside yesterday, I say graveside , she thinks its a pond im digging

 

[flopner]

 

[Chris S]

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I've still got those on one of my bikes

 

[Cavalol]

My local chippy still wraps fish and chips in newspapers.

Yesterday I got a plaice in The Sun.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

The equivalent of a Scottish ice-cream van?

(Truck & Driver magazine, November 2023)

 

[Cavalol]

The biggest joke there would surely be an Iv*co actually delivering anything.

 

[Slick]

The biggest joke there would surely be an Iv*co actually delivering anything.

My fitters favourite phrase, ooph, they're bad for that.

 

[Andy in Germany]

The equivalent of a Scottish ice-cream van?

I thought they'd say the truck was running on Irn-Bru.

I'm really disappointed now.

 

[Slick]

I quite like their advertising strategies.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

I quite like their advertising strategies.

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This was one of my favourites.