Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

I accidentally ate my cat's food last night. Don't ask meow.

 

[Andy in Germany]

A thought for the evening...

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

My mate said, "I like your sports car." I said, "it's not very practical now that we have a baby." He said, "how about I buy it off you?" I said,"go on then. Three grand?" He said, "you've got yourself a deal." I said, "nice one - you're going to make a brilliant dad!"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

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Still have nightmares about that from school in 1973.

 

[tyred]

 

[roadrash]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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I get your point.