Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

There's a brilliant and hilarious video of an apprentice realising he'd done just that.

Warning "words" are used !


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/RdTNcTcoDGI?feature=shared

Just cut a bit off the bottom of the door.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

“Similar sounding voice, you and I have.”

 

[tyred]

 

[Venod]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Cavalol]

My eldest son wants a transformer for Christmas. It's not the cost, you can get them for just under £50 in major shops, but he's only 6.
What the hell has he got that runs on 110 volts?

 

[Emanresu]

Prime Minister has a new gag writer. This is one reported from one of his Xmas parties

Sunak told attendees he was “pleasantly surprised” to be confused with pointy-jawed 27-year-old actor Timothée Chalamet — “at least, I think that’s why they shouted Wonka at me in the street.”

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]