Any good jokes ... ?

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Seevio

Guru
Location
South Glos
OK - now how to I erase that from my memory?????

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Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
Anyone with a Patterdale Terrier will able to relate to this....
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Alex H

Legendary Member
Location
Alnwick
  • Went to the paper shop - it had blown away. tommy_cooper_recycling.jpg
  • I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
  • I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.
  • Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
  • Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
  • A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'
  • A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
    The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.
  • A man walked into the doctor's, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'.
    The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'.
  • I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
  • Slept like a log last night ........ woke up in the fireplace.
  • Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.
  • Two blondes walked into a building. You'd have thought one would have seen it.
  • I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?'
    So he gave me a kite.
  • I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.
    Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
  • I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for 'flu.
    So I went, and I got it.'
 
I called at the local Library, on my way home from work, on Friday afternoon

This was one of several books l borrowed

All printed, & drawn, in Holmfirth (or they were)
The town is probably better known as the primary location for ’The Last Of The Summer Wine’

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It features such classics as
I don’t know any Nurses like that, honest!
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