Any good jokes ... ?

[cisamcgu]

I was walking through the woods yesterday when I came across a suitcase, when I opened it, it was stuffed with a Fox, vixen and two cubs. Rather alarmed, I called the RSPCA for advice. The operator asked me ‘are they moving?’

‘I’m not sure’ says I, ‘but it would explain the suitcase’

 

[cisamcgu]

A woman in labour suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Doctor, what’s going on?” asked the concerned father-to-be. “Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”

 

[postman]

After a few too many sherberts today.i was brought home by a russian uber driver.Brilliant chap Pickup Andropov was his name.

 

[tyred]

 

[Jameshow]

Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower:
Mongrel, Coot, and Bluey. As they start their descent, Coot slips falls off the tower, and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, pipper me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife. Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer. Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?'
'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says.

'When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Coot's widow."

She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'
Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy_R]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]

The sequel to the Barbie movie has just been announced. It's going to be called Barbie II: The Wrath of Ken

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[morrisman]

Stop worrying about what other people think of you.
I mean, have you met other people

 

[Andy_R]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

I need some technical Facebook help, please.

A few months ago, I accepted a friend request from a fellow called Buster, as we both had an avid interest in the 70's band The Sweet. He sent me the odd video of the band but then he started to bombard me with not only videos but almost non-stop messages on Messenger......now as much as I like The Sweet, I thought enough is enough and so I tried to unfriend and block him but I was unable to.....this is where I need technical help ...

Does anyone know the way ....there's got to be a way, to Block Buster?