T4tomo
Legendary Member
when specifically referring to said beer
wrong
Mille six cent, I think.
wrong
correct
Any good jokes ... ?
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Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Nibor
Bewildered
- Location
- Accrington
Technically you were missing by a mille though really incorrect ref advertising but as far as mathmatics and comedy value perfectly correct and you have yet to asdmit you were wrong as well.
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
Not far to go to the bog.
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
newts
Veteran
- Location
- Isca Dumnoniorum
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
Anything can be a UFO if you're bad enough at identifying things.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
I used to mis - hear that as
'Play the f*cking music wide boy'.
Oh yeah, I have heard stories of nurses serving Guinness and other tipples to patients.
Not now though, unfortunately.
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Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
oldwheels
Legendary Member
- Location
- Isle of Mull
My story about the whisky is true as I was in the old Western in Glasgow getting a kidney removed. The old boy Mr MacDonald got drunk every night In a pub in Partick. He lived in the top floor of a tenement and could not get up the stairs on his own so he waited till a regular police patrol came along and waved his stick to get their attention and they helped up to his flat. We reckoned it was in fact part of their routine patrol to check on him every night.
It was the time of a royal wedding and it was good to know it was a holiday and they were not going to wheel you away and do very nasty things to you by way of testing various bits.
There was a rumour that we were all going to get a dram on that day but that never happened.
