Any good jokes ... ?

[Sharky]

Susan works in a butchers shop.
She is 5'3" and wears size 7 shoes.

What does she weigh?

Spoiler: Give up?

sausages!

 

[craigwend]

 

[Cavalol]

Thought For The Day:
You're only ever 2 feet away from being an Oscar Pistorius impersonator.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Andy_R]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[craigwend]

Met Office have issued a yellow snow warning...


Please do not eat the yellow snow 🤔

 

[craigwend]

My daughter's attempt at toilet humour...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Sharky]

Charles Bronson was eventually released from prison in 2033 at the age of 80. Standing outside the prison gates, he put his hands into the pocket of his flared trousers and pulled out a ticket. He remembered that just before his last bank job, he dropped his shoes off at the cobblers to be resoled. To his amazement, as he was walking back home, he found the cobblers still open for business, so he went inside and handed over the ticket. The old man he recognised, it was the same young boy that had served him all those years ago. The old man went into the back room and came out and said
"They'll be ready next Tuesday"

 

[Toshiba Boy]