Any good jokes ... ?

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

Jesus: [doing crossword] "I'm stuck on 2 across."

 

[flopner]

 

[morrisman]

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All mushrooms are edible, some more than once

 

[Gillstay]

All mushrooms are edible, some more than once

You need to look at a few more mushrooms, some are so hard you would struggle to get them into small enough bits to eat. 😉

But I get the joke.

 

[roadrash]

My mate told me he once got raped in jail, his family take monopoly far too seriously

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[flopner]

 

[PeteXXX]

When I was a kid, air at the petrol station used to be free.
They now charge 50p..

That’s inflation for you!!

 

[cyberknight]

Whats the best animal at hiding in a tree ?

An elephant ! i mean have you ever seen one in a tree ?

Why did the elephant pain his balls red ?

To hide in a cherry tree !

Whats the loudest noise in the forest ?

A giraffe eating cherries ................

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Just in, photo of the Milky Way viewed from Mars.

 

[PeteXXX]

My wife and I played Doctors and Nurses last week.

I worked over a hundred hours while she went off to the food bank to feed us...

 

[MichaelW2]

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Just in, photo of the Milky Way viewed from Mars.

I always keep the galaxy far far away from my wife.

 

[srj10]

Police have seized a tonne of cannabis hidden in a container of bananas, police suspect it is the work of a highly sophisticated, well organised gang of smugglers or a cheeky wee monkey.