Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

I went to the RNLI Christmas party last night. They really know how to push the boat out.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

But I ordered BabyBels (Little Baby Cheezus)

That's the one, bl**dy Amazon!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[matticus]

Spoiler: Sixth sense spoiler

 

[MichaelW2]

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I had to google the lyrics. Whoosh.

 

[tyred]

 

[Slick]

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A buoy named Sue.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[morrisman]

I was sitting in the pub doing a crossword when I turned to my Scottish mate and said..
"I'm stuck on five across 'Stranded On An Island, eight letters'".
"Marooned" He said.
"About time" I replied. "I'll have a pint of lager."

 

[tyred]

The designer got fired.

Spoiler: NSF Family

 

[craigwend]

Spoiler: NSFW or Home

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[craigwend]