Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

My colleague was working at Faslane on the last nuclear sub refit. One of the contractor sparks decided that it would be a good idea to affix a mounting bracket by drilling a hole in the internal bulkhead 😮££££££££££££££££

What could possibly go wrong..?

 

[Jameshow]

What could possibly go wrong..?

My colleague was working at Faslane on the last nuclear sub refit. One of the contractor sparks decided that it would be a good idea to affix a mounting bracket by drilling a hole in the internal bulkhead 😮££££££££££££££££

At least it wasn't the outside skin or the NUK silo!🤣🤣🤣

 

[Salty seadog]

Dave Allen tells it excellently


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0fSc3SIuTU

A ledgend.

 

[Salty seadog]

They're over there!! >>>>>

Nope that's just full of elephant testicles.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

My colleague was working at Faslane on the last nuclear sub refit. One of the contractor sparks decided that it would be a good idea to affix a mounting bracket by drilling a hole in the internal bulkhead 😮££££££££££££££££

Blimey, if that's true, he must have had one hell of a drill bit.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Profpointy]

Blimey, if that's true, he must have had one hell of a drill bit.

Ships, including subs, aren't armoured these days, so drilling through steel isn't a big deal.

 

[NorthernDave]

Police have confirmed that the person who tragically fell from a nightclub roof at the weekend was not a bouncer.

 

[Moon bunny]

Ferryman: Half man, half small passenger boat.

 

[postman]

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I went forward as we say in church for prayer.Can you pray about my hearing I asked the Pastor,sure Bob,he placed his hands either side of my ears and said Lord I ask you to heal Bob's hearing,er sorry not that hearing my court one on Wednesday.

 

[postman]

Police have confirmed that the person who tragically fell from a nightclub roof at the weekend was not a bouncer.

That's a cracker.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Have to go to a seminar today. I can relate to this:

 

[Jameshow]

Have to go to a seminar today. I can relate to this:

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Ice breakers the pinicle of a manager's working day!!

 

[Profpointy]

Ice breakers the pinicle of a manager's working day!!

We always called it the creeping death

 

[T4tomo]

Ships, including subs, aren't armoured these days, so drilling through steel isn't a big deal.

And also what would be the point of armour plating a bulkhead??