Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I asked the man from Del Monte which prog rock band he liked best…

 

[Profpointy]

I asked the man from Del Monte which prog rock band he liked best…

Took me a minute !

 

[PaulB]

Advise on how to immprove you're grammer.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Thursday 6th

t’s not a Ford!
The decal’s wrong!

Fulford Road/A19
York

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

Took me a minute !

Yes... Me too!

 

[srj10]

Greek scholar walks into a tailor shop with a pair of trousers in need of repair.
Euripedes asks the tailor
Yes. Eumenides

 

[Scaleyback]

Took me a minute !

Took me 1/2 a day 😤

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PaulB]

What do you call a nun on a toboggan?

Sister Sledge.

 

[Cavalol]

Found out something amazing tonight that I didn't know.
You know ponds with Koi in them? One in every four Koi is fake.
Your A Koi, B Koi and C Koi - all real.
The fourth one is a D Koi.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Midge Ure has a brother called Horseman.

He smells a bit.

 

[Seevio]

Dinosaur physics: Velociraptor = Distanceraptor ÷ Timeraptor

 

[FishFright]